... At least here in the Mayberry of SoCali, Fallbrook. This is what I woke up to this morning, in a full chorus line. This is right outside my music room window. Sarge has been talking turkey with these guys for several months; a year? She has been worried that they (she thought it was just one) were going to be dinner in another week or so. At any rate,... they jabber all day long back and forth with Sarge. I'm awake for about a minute, and stumble in to become annoying guy on the internet, again, and hear the familiar turkey talk, but, Sarge is still asleep. So, I holler down the hall for her to get up, and she shot up like I was calling fire or something. She got around the corner, and just squealed in delight. So, we wrangled them, with bits of broken 5-Grain trendy bread, and they willfully followed us down to the patio. We got in touch with the family, and about an hour later, she came down and, wrangled them back up the hill to their home. Happy ending (the clean type),... They're family pets, and not scheduled for the plate. Sarge squealed in delight again. Shes grown attached to hem in a long distance turkey talkin relationship. And what do they do when they make the break? They come pay her a visit.