"Muddafukker"!!

I could so easily highjack this thread.
Which bee swarming event would you like me to tell? The one where I was stung over 150 times at once?
How about a Yellow Jacket swarming event? (this one is pretty good).
The Carpenter Bee in the work glove?
Is all this pain and tribulation the means behind your wonderfully artistic turntable creations? I've been looking for inspiration. ;)
 
The only thing I've got is that I was out riding my motorcycle (~50 years ago) and caught up to the ass end of a bee. Stung me right square in the throat.

@mfrench - Getting stung in the junk is just too painful sounding to contemplate. :(
 
I could so easily highjack this thread.
Which bee swarming event would you like me to tell? The one where I was stung over 150 times at once?
How about a Yellow Jacket swarming event? (this one is pretty good).
The Carpenter Bee in the work glove?

No need to tell me 'bout no bee stings. I'm a land surveyor, and I know ALL about'em. Never got 150 at once, though.
 
One of the biggest job hazards being a Christmas tree grower is hornets and yellow jackets.
Last summer I found only fourteen hornet nests.
I spray them with a gas powered mist blower sprayer.
 
One of the biggest job hazards being a Christmas tree grower is hornets and yellow jackets.
Last summer I found only fourteen hornet nests.
I spray them with a gas powered mist blower sprayer.

Love Christmas trees! Thanks!
 
So, my cousin, who lives in a wonderful area for catching wild trout, decided that he was going to come down to L.A. area, and, go hiking up this glorified gutter flow of a wild trout stream in my area.
Its actually a beautiful little year round stream, in an area where you'd never expect to find one. And full of native Rainbow Trout, and Brown trout as well. And, they sip on dry flies all year long.
You can drive to the stream on a 4x4 truck road, and, fish from there, or, spend hours hiking up into this canyon. You fish upstream, and then hike out.
We'd planned on going up there every day for the better part of a week, and had accomplished that, at least halfway.
I've fished this canyon extensively, and, know it intimately, even creating a trail up into it. In one area of this trail, I'd learned to go higher up on the canyon wall to avoid a patch of poison oak. At a certain point, I knew to turn back down into the creek bottom, and continue on.

So, we were hiking back out of the canyon, and, up on this higher level trail, and at that point where you could get back to the creek. We were heading back down to the creek, across this sandy decomposed granite stretch, when suddenly, both of us were waving our arms in the air, trying to do whatever it took to get the electric fire from our bodies, which turned out to be Yellow Jackets.
We had walked directly over one of their in-ground nests, and had set them into defense mode, and they came down on us with vigor, swarming over whatever bare skin they could find. Purified hell ensued.

I always carry two fly rods with me up there. I fish with one, mostly, and, have the other one for backup, in case I get hung up in the trees, and need the backup rod, or, worse, broken rod; it happens up there.
Of those two, one is a hand built gem, of the most petite size. It is 6'6" long, and weighs one ounce in total (without the reel). It is an extremely light delicate rod. I built it up from a blank, including building a handle of teak, with sterling silver reel foot rings, and sterling silver butt cap. This is a really sweet rod. Combined with the reel,... a $750 tag wouldn't be out of the question.
Well, one of those yellow bastards bit me on the back of the hand, across the major tendons that cross the back of the hand, and, it clamped on. My reaction was to yank my hand back, and started thrashing it, while running, all while trying to wipe the other yellow jackets off,.... they finally quit biting us about 50' from where it all began.
> Problem: When the one bit me on the back of the hand, I dropped my hand-built gem right on top of their den, and, there was no way in hell that I was going to walk away from it.
> Solution: Take a deep breath, and, go back and get it.
> Result: Swarming round two commenced.

My hand swelled up like a melon, and, I couldn't hold the rod. Next days fishing cancelled, and, fly tying lessons for my cousin commenced. We got back up there two days later, and, avoided that part of the trail.
 
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