Oh, no! I think my daughter might be a...

...HIFI GUY!!!

The warning signs are starting to pile up, my friends:

-- Records, a surprising number of them, some off which are-- I kid you not-- 45rpm LPs! (An additional worry on this front: her use of the word "tactile" when describing the process of playing records.)

-- Qobuz. ("Recording quality" is now something she talks about-- a lot. Coincidence?)

-- Her purchase of a new streamer with her own money. (Sure, it was on the budget end of things-- a Wiim Pro+-- but still, and I reiterate, she bought it with her own money.)

-- Lounge/exotica. (I ask you, is this anything a kid her age should enjoy? Oh, and whistling: she's a big fan-- believe it or not-- of someone who whistles for a living(!) And Jazz, which I forgot to mention, but also figures heavily into things: the squawkier/honkier the better, apparently.)

-- Other farflung areas of musical interest. (Eclectic, that's the word, a very disturbing word-- for any parent, I would think. Why, oh why, can't she just listen to TayTay like everybody else?)

Just how worried should I be here, chums? In other respects the kid appears to be relatively normal, but this... jeez, I just don't know.

(And no, in no way do I blame myself for any of this. So what if she grew up around hifi junk? So what if 90% of her system came straight out of my audio closet? Coincidence, that's all. Yes, that's exactly what it is. Coincidence.)
 
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I would only worry if she starts listening to the "pretty girls cooing jazz standards"genre, as somehow then your daughter has become a 55 year old man who worries about azimuth angle, destined to sit awkwardly in front of haphazardly arranged audio gear in hotel rooms by the airport, vying for the sweet spot whenever a nearly identical looking man vacates it.
 
Warning signs that an intervention may be needed:

Small, plain boxes from eBay show up regularly
Tubes.
The acrid smell of vaporized flux wafting from her room.
She is chatting online to some dude called Redboy about a SUT for her new Denon cartridge.
And, most troubling of all, you find her phone open to FBM, searching for Altec!

Dan
 
...HIFI GUY!!!

The warning signs are starting to pile up, my friends:

-- Records, a surprising number of them, some off which are-- I kid you not-- 45rpm LPs! (An additional worry on this front: her use of the word "tactile" when describing the process of playing records.)

-- Qobuz. ("Recording quality" is now something she talks about-- a lot. Coincidence?)

-- Her purchase of a new streamer with her own money. (Sure, it was on the budget end of things-- a Wiim Pro+-- but still, and I reiterate, she bought it with her own money.)

-- Lounge/exotica. (I ask you, is this anything a kid her age should enjoy? Oh, and whistling: she's a big fan-- believe it or not-- of someone who whistles for a living(!) And Jazz, which I forgot to mention, but also figures heavily into things: the squawkier/honkier the better, apparently.)

-- Other farflung areas of musical interest. (Eclectic, that's the word, a very disturbing word-- for any parent, I would think. Why, oh why, can't she just listen to TayTay like everybody else?)

Just how worried should I be here, chums? In other respects the kid appears to be relatively normal, but this... jeez, I just don't know.

(And no, in no way do I blame myself for any of this. So what if she grew up around hifi junk? So what if 90% of her system came straight out of my audio closet? Coincidence, that's all. Yes, that's exactly what it is. Coincidence.)
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Mine hasn't stepped anywhere near this yet, but she's also living with two college friends and their place is a bit too cozy to put a system anywhere. But, she has hinted at vinyl in the future. So, there's a first warning sign right there. 😯 It'd probably be a couple of decades before I find one of her cats sitting on top of Shakti Stones or whatever they're called. 😁

The musical side worries me. She hates most newer popular music. Likes some obscure bands/artists I've never heard of. Likes a lot of the 70s rock. Biggest curse--she has perfect pitch, like I do, and never had much formal musical training beyond choir in middle- and high-school. (I swear it's hereditary as my mom had it and, I think, my grandmother did as well.)

Check her watchlist on eBay. There’s no more accurate way to tell who a person is.
Or, if she has a watchlist on US Audio Mart or worse, HiFiShark... 😁
 
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